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A mother of two teenage boys was from Flashcomment Parent jokes Jokes
A mother of two teenage boys, was constantly being asked to look for things they couldn't find. Most of the time these items were directly in front of them. Seeing her frustration over this when it happened yet again, one of her sons remarked: "It's not my fault, Mom. I don't have 'parental vision:"

Father I know the answer to your from Flashcomment Parent jokes Jokes
Father: " I know the answer to your bad grades. You're spending too much time watching television." Son: " I'm sorry, you'll have to phrase that in the form of a question."

Pride is what you feel when your from Flashcomment Parent jokes Jokes
Pride is what you feel when your kids net $143 from a garage sale. Panic is what you feel when you realize your car is missing.

Father Son at your age Winston Churchill from Flashcomment Parent jokes Jokes
Father: Son at your age, Winston Churchill used be up and out for his morning walk at 5 a.m.. Son: Dad, at your age, he had become the Prime Minister of England.

Girl Mom mom a monsters just bitten from Flashcomment Parent jokes Jokes
Girl: Mom, mom a monster's just bitten my foot off. Mom: Well, keep out of the kitchen, I've just washed the floor.

What do you call a small parentA from Flashcomment Parent jokes Jokes
What do you call a small parent? A minimum !

Father I want to take my girl from Flashcomment Parent jokes Jokes
Father: I want to take my girl our of this terrible math class. Teacher: But she's top of the class. Father: That's why I think it must be a terrible class.

Boy Dad Dad come out My sisters from Flashcomment Parent jokes Jokes
Boy: Dad, Dad, come out. My sister's fighting this ten foot gargoyle with three heads. Dad: No, I'm not coming out. She's going to have to learn to look after herself.

Come here you greedy wretch Ill teach from Flashcomment Parent jokes Jokes
Come here, you greedy wretch. I'll teach you to eat all your sister's birthday chocs. It's all right Dad, I know how !

Teddy came thundering down the stairs much from Flashcomment Parent jokes Jokes
Teddy came thundering down the stairs, much to his father's annoyance. 'Teddy,' he called, 'how many more times have I got to tell you to come down the stairs quietly? Now, go back up and come down like a civilised human being.' There was a silence, and Teddy reappeared in the front room. 'That's better,' said his father. 'Now will you always come down stairs like that?' 'Suits me,' said Teddy. 'I slid down the bannister.'

Dad Why is your January report card from Flashcomment Parent jokes Jokes
Dad: Why is your January report card so bad ? Son: Well, you know how it is. Things are always marked down after Christmas !

Did you hear about the little boy from Flashcomment Parent jokes Jokes
Did you hear about the little boy who was named after his father ? They called him Dad !

Mrs Ellis came home from work one from Flashcomment Parent jokes Jokes
Mrs. Ellis came home from work one evening to find her three-year-old son lighting up a cigar. She raced into the kitchen where her husband was making dinner. "Hey!" she announced. "This is terrible! I just caught Matthew lighting a cigar!" "You put a stop to that right now," he shouted. "That kid is altogether too young to be playing with matches!"

Oldfashioned Zachary approached Lureens father intent upon from Flashcomment Parent jokes Jokes
Old-fashioned Zachary approached Lureen's father, intent upon asking him for her hand in marriage. "Sir," he blurted out, "I have an attachment for your daughter, and " "See here, young man," interrupted the parent, "when my daughter needs accessories, I'll buy them myself."

During a flood in a small Ohio from Flashcomment Parent jokes Jokes
During a flood in a small Ohio town, a young girl was perched on top of a house with a little boy. As they sat watching articles float along with the water, they noticed a baseball cap float by. Suddenly, the cap turned and came back, then turned around and went downstream. After it had gone some distance, it turned again and came back. "Do you see that baseball cap?" said the girl. "First it goes downstream, then turns around and comes back." "Oh, that's my dad," replied the boy. "This morning he said that come hell or high water, he was going to cut the grass today."

Bentley and his wife and son were from Flashcomment Parent jokes Jokes
Bentley and his wife and son were sitting at the dinner table when the boy suddenly blurted out, "Gee, you're dumb, Mom. You don't know anything." "Now, son," scolded Bentley, "you musn't be picky about your mother's little faults."

Dad said Rickey what is electricity Uh from Flashcomment Parent jokes Jokes
"Dad," said Rickey, "what is electricity?" "Uh," replied his father, "I don't really know too much about electricity." A few minutes later the boy said, "How does gas make the engine go?" "Son, I'm afraid I don't know much about motors." "Dad," said the boy, "what is anthropology?" "Anthropology?" The father frowned. "I really don't know." "Gee, Dad, I guess I'm making a nuisance of myself." "Not at all, son. If you don't ask questions, you'll never learn anything."

Mrs Filmore returned home from a business from Flashcomment Parent jokes Jokes
Mrs. Filmore returned home from a business trip and asked her husband, "How did Greg do on his history exam?" "Oh, not so good," he replied. "But it wasn't his fault. They asked him about things that happened before he was born!"

Son you sure do ask a lot from Flashcomment Parent jokes Jokes
"Son, you sure do ask a lot of questions," said the father. "I'd like to know what would have happened if I'd asked as many questions when I was a boy." "Perhaps," said the boy, "you'd've been able to answer some of mine."

Honey said Mrs Beldon to her husbandLesters from Flashcomment Parent jokes Jokes
"Honey," said Mrs. Beldon to her husband, "Lester's teacher says he ought to have an encyclopedia." "Encyclopedia, my eye!" exclaimed Beldon. "Let him walk to school like I did."